Epic Road Trip: Part II

In August 2008...

This should play in your head in the stylings of an epic Hollywood blockbuster trailer.  So...

Take two!

In August 2008, Angela drove through too many states to name.  She ate too much trail mix, beef jerky, and frappacinos.  She saw the billboards of Indiana (cut to Angela looking in horror), she bought shirts in Nebraska, she flipped off Mile High Stadium (cut to Angela's dad staring at his computer screen.  He says, "Damn that's a good picture."), she visited the ghosts of Gettysburg, and arrived safely to New York York City (cut to Angela honking at some asshole).

Now get ready for Epic Road trip: Part II.  New co-pilot (cut to vague shot of a blonde guy, should add suspense), more state lines, more cowboys (cut to Angela wearing something flannel), national parks, and the return of Angela's tanned driver's arm (cut to Angela's mom screaming, "Now tan your legs!).

July 2012.

Are you ready to drive?

Turn left fool! (Voiceover of Angela's Mr. T GPS.)