No one at Sarah Lawrence wears short shorts.
I know-it's hard to believe. It will be ok, that doesn't make them bad people. Skirts to the knees and hipster-tastic apparel is only for the most granola of SMC's population. But I have to say-that is all anyone wears around here.
I don't know what to say-I miss seeing asses pop out as I walk down hallways. I miss seeing "PINK" or "JUICY" or "SMC" proudly displayed in block letters across two cheeks. I don't understand why there is no skin and unconformable "I saw your ____" moments.
Oh SMC, what is a college without your short shorts. I will have to accept and get accustomed to an entirely new college girl uniform: Roman sandals, hobo dresses, and huge 70's inspired bug glasses. Yes, bigger than even the ones you wear.
Farewell.
1 comment:
uh oh - you're gonna hate me when you see me. i'm a little hipstered out (high waisted skirts and everything)...
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