From: Lincoln, NE
To: Chicago, IL (Driving through the entire state of Iowa)
Distance: 522 miles
Need Pedicure
Location: I-80, IL
The facts:
1. Drive through even more farmland
2. Angela can't stop saying "Couscous, the food so good they named it twice" (thank you "Pineapple Express")
3. If she hears anymore country music, Angela will mase herself
4. Altercation with the police part II-Uyen gets a ticket (details to follow)
5. Visit World's Largest Truck Stop in Iowa (which has a barber, dentist, and library inside)
6. We are disturbed by the amount of religious apparel sold a truck stops, Angela keeps having flashbacks of the film "Jesus Camp"
7. Chicago presents the first real traffic in days, our minds explode after being in the middle of nowhere for so long
8. Upon seeing so many orthodox churches, we obsessively quote "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" because 1) It took place in Chicago and 2) We hope to run into our own Ian Miller
9. Go to a blues bar, where we have amazing ribs, chicken, fried okra, and listen to ear shattering (in a good way) blues
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