Q's reflection on day 9: Driving 15 hours through 8 states.

We drove for a total of 15 hours through 8 different states and all I have to say is this, do NOT try it at home, folks. You will regret it. You will want to poke your eyes out. You may develop numb butt syndrome. You will start liking country music. You will start wishing for more truck stops. You will stop caring about the PoPo and speed. You will find all the billboards incredibly fascinating. You will pass a lot of gas. You will not confess them all. You will resort to eating fast food. And you will develop terrible indigestion from it. And you will pass more gas. And still, you will not claim them all.